What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 00:05

Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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From Russia With Love
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
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-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
Why do some people have sex with dogs?
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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